don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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