Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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