I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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