Your mouth is God's brothel.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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