Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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