Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
