who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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