So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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