Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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