So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize