I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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