party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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