Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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