So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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