But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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