So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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