True but thats because hes a fetus.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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