i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
