He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
