yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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