i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
