Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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