This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
drinking out of a sandbucket again
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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