Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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