do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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