: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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