bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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