i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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