What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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