I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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