My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
im holly from the hills drunk
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
