like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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