Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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