You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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