If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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