it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
