sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Sorry about my life...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
