Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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