I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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