so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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