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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
he high fived his dick after we had sex
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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