the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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