Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
