I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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