I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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