For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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