Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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