Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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