do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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