She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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