i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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