found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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