Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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