I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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